{"id":2272,"date":"2012-02-18T13:04:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T11:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.final-memory.org\/?p=2272"},"modified":"2012-02-18T13:04:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T11:04:17","slug":"das-glas-ist-halbvoll-oder-auch-wie-verschiedene-personen-dieses-auslegen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.final-memory.org\/?p=2272","title":{"rendered":"Das Glas ist halbvoll…oder auch wie verschiedene Personen dieses auslegen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Optimist<\/strong> – the glass is half full…<\/p>\n

Pessimist<\/strong> – no, it’s half empty…<\/p>\n

Engineer<\/strong> – the glass was obviously designed 2 times bigger\u00a0than necessary for the initial volume of H2O…<\/p>\n

Existentialist <\/strong>\u2013 The glass is.<\/p>\n

Fatalist<\/strong> \u2013 The water will evaporate.<\/p>\n

Futurist<\/strong> \u2013 The water is in the wrong half of the glass.<\/p>\n

Feminist<\/strong> \u2013 All glasses are equal.<\/p>\n

Narcissist<\/strong> \u2013 Look at me in the water!<\/p>\n

Polygamist<\/strong> \u2013 The more glasses the merrier.<\/p>\n

Nudist<\/strong> \u2013 The glass isn\u2019t wearing anything. Why should I?<\/p>\n

Baptist <\/strong>\u2013 The Lord in His infinite wisdom hast giveth us only half a glass of water for a reason!<\/p>\n

Evangelist <\/strong>\u2013 The glass must repent.<\/p>\n

Atheist <\/strong>\u2013 There is no glass.<\/p>\n

Egoist<\/strong> \u2013 My glass is bigger than yours.<\/p>\n

The Obsessive\/Compulsive<\/strong> \u2013 There\u2019s a smudge on the glass.<\/p>\n

The Government <\/strong>\u2013 The glass is fuller than if the opposing party were in power.<\/p>\n

Opposing Party<\/strong> \u2013 It is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.<\/p>\n

Republican<\/strong> \u2013 Hey, who drank half of my glass of water?<\/p>\n

Anarchist<\/strong> \u2013 Break the glass.<\/p>\n

Revolutionist<\/strong> \u2013 Dump the glass out and fill it again.<\/p>\n

Socialist<\/strong> \u2013 Share the glass.<\/p>\n

Capitalist<\/strong> \u2013 Sell the glass.<\/p>\n

Corporatist<\/strong> \u2013 That glass is ours, and only ours.<\/p>\n

Market Consultant<\/strong> \u2013 Your glass needs resizing.<\/p>\n

Actuary<\/strong> \u2013 Personally, I think you paid too much for the glass.<\/p>\n

Attorney<\/strong> \u2013 The glass is half-empty since it believes its compensation is never enough.<\/p>\n

Psychiatrist <\/strong>\u2013 What did your mother say about the glass?<\/p>\n

Psychologist<\/strong> \u2013 How does the water feel about the glass?<\/p>\n

Philosopher<\/strong> \u2013 If the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?<\/p>\n

Sociologist<\/strong> \u2013 I don’t know, but it was nice talking about it.<\/p>\n

Engineer<\/strong> \u2013 The glass is twice as large as its necessary parameters.<\/p>\n

Physicist<\/strong> \u2013 The cylinder is neither full nor empty. Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a liquid, one with a gas.<\/p>\n

Logician<\/strong> \u2013 Please define ‘glass’ more precisely.<\/p>\n

Mathematician<\/strong> \u2013 I don’t know if it’s half-full or half-empty, but I can tell you an answer exists!<\/p>\n

Combinatorialist<\/strong> \u2013 The task of choosing an arbitrary water molecule has been reduced to 2 subcases.<\/p>\n

PC User<\/strong> \u2013 Let’s restart it and maybe it will fill up this time.<\/p>\n

Mac User<\/strong> \u2013 I swear! Apple invented water\u2026or at least made it much better!<\/p>\n

Linux User<\/strong> \u2013 I\u2019ll turn the water back into oxygen and hydrogen, then take a glass cutter and cut off the top half of the glass.\u00a0Finally, I’ll recompile the water, then drink it\u2026and eat the glass.<\/p>\n

Microsoft<\/strong> \u2013 The rest of the water will be in the next release.<\/p>\n

Pascal Programmer<\/strong> \u2013 Well, what type of water is it?<\/p>\n

C Programmer<\/strong> \u2013 I drink straight from the tap.<\/p>\n

Assembly Programmer<\/strong> \u2013 I drink straight from the river.<\/p>\n

Multimedia Author<\/strong> \u2013 That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.<\/p>\n

Copyrights Protection Fanatics<\/strong> \u2013 Somebody drank my water and didn\u2019t pay for it!<\/p>\n

Free Software Foundation<\/strong> \u2013 The water is Nature\u2019s gift to all mankind!<\/p>\n

CIA<\/strong> \u2013 What makes you think that\u2019s water?<\/p>\n

NSA<\/strong> \u2013 We know what it really is.
\n Quelle<\/strong>: unbekannt, ich habe es aus einem Forum, wer die genaue kennt, darf mir diese gerne nennen.<\/em><\/p>\n