{"id":2070,"date":"2011-03-02T19:03:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.final-memory.org\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2011-03-02T19:03:22","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:03:22","slug":"die-programmiercheckliste-fur-klingonen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.final-memory.org\/?p=2070","title":{"rendered":"Die Programmiercheckliste f\u00fcr Klingonen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer<\/h2>\n

10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!<\/p>\n

9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!<\/p>\n

8. Indentation?! – I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!<\/p>\n

7. What is this talk of ‘release’? Klingons do not make software ‘releases’. Our software ‘escapes’ leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.<\/p>\n

6. Klingon function calls do not have ‘parameters’ – they have ‘arguments’ – and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.<\/p>\n

5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.<\/p>\n

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!<\/p>\n

3. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.<\/p>\n

2. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you’ve read it in the original Klingon.<\/p>\n

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!<\/p>\n

Danke an Ralf Dumitru und ich selbst bin froh, da\u00df ich kein klingonischer Coder bin \";)\"<\/p>\n